Meme by [link]

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you.
I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your apartment and I saw you sit on my best friend. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I will tell the authorities about the apartment building.

LOL It doesn't sound as silly as I thought it would x3.
It actually worked out.. minus the blood-smaple part.
It's almost perfect enough that it looks like I cheated it and lied bajdgwejf.